I’m not even joking, if you’re in Cape Town you can win a Volkswagen Scirocco and live the grand life! Some of you think myself and Charlie V go to Grandwest to gamble just because we want to hit the jackpot and “Take Vegas” as it were. In actual fact, my gambling addiction is somewhat fueled by you. YOU! But I’m not blaming you, I’m celebrating baby!

So before I start lying I’m going to go out and say that I won’t lie to you and tell you that I have been gambling again. I know they say winners know when to stop, but I counteract this with my ferocious double uppercut:

It’s not gambling if you know you going to win.

And winners might know when to stop, but losers don’t.

That covers me for both my winning and losing streaks.

But what I’m really here to tell you is that from the 7th of October, you can start entering to win a Volkswagen Scirocco at Grandwest. It’s insane! The actual car is on the gambling floor at Grandwest right now, and it’s the same electric green as the one in the photo here.

I know the electric green is quite ferocious, but imagine how many people will stare at you in this beast? I’m perfectly fine with this! I am all for the attention being focused on me while I cruise Cape Town with three chicks in the car.

And if that weren’t enough to get you gagging for it (Wait that makes no sense here), they are also doing a draw for a Citi Golf ROX. A nice pimped out one.

You know I’m going to go for the draw! If I win, we’re going mental. Expect prizes. Expect me to basically whore myself out to Cape Town. Ladies, want a cut? Well then think good things so I win, because then trust me, you’ll win. So yeah, Grandwest Casino, next month. It’s all happening and I’m going to gamble my mind off, take all the tables and get the car. Sick.