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3 Comments Gary Coleman makes a sensible brand ambassador for New York Fries

Article written by the awesome Sean Lloyd on the 13 Aug 2009

So Gary Coleman is in a new advert for New York Fries (Thanks to The Superficial for this) which might seem odd at first. For New York Fries it is cool because it’s cheap to get Gary Coleman to do a gig. Give him some small change, or some booze and he’s there like a baby bear.

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ACTUAL SIZE

Other than that I couldn’t see why they would choose Gary Coleman. But then I found some reasons:

1) Gary is like a chip. Short and curly.

2) Gary is full of fat

3) If you are what you eat, then Gary is a chip.

Good grief, you don’t realise how much background information is taken into account before actually choosing a brand ambassador. It seems there is more to advertising executives than just cocaine and sex parties.

Mmmmmm…nice career.

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Jezza Reply

Jesus they should have used Garry Endley instead they both have the name Garry and are both 2 foot tall

michelle Reply

what kind of editor does not edit his work before posting it on their blog?!

Sean Lloyd Website Reply

*This* kind of editor!

Sorry I actually checked over the article now, when I was writing it I was surrounded by a large number of women and got distracted.

Also, I’m working on a website overhaul, so my mind is in a million different places.

But it’s all coming together, we’re one step closer to world domination…and the dictionary also follows my trends.

If I spell “Car” like “cahar” they change it to that. Mmmmm so powerful.

Much love

Sean

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