You all already know Goldfish, and chicks go mental for them. When chicks go mental for Goldfish, you know they are horny and just want to smash anything. That’s when you make your move. I’m making mine this Sunday. It’s just so cool that you don’t have to work on Mondays, that’s why Goldfish play on Sundays.

What? You work on Mondays? Sorry man, apologies.

What kind of company makes you do that?

Hand jobs, BJ’s, ZJ’s…chicks go mental 

So get down to La Med in Cape Town on Sundays to watch Goldfish and get your piece played with by horny, suntanned, dirty, filthy Cape Town girls.

Tickets are R50 (Keeps the school kids, rommel and plebbs out). BANG!

Sean Lloyd

Editor