Ok now that we have dealt with the serious thoughts, let us take a QUIET look at Sexpo 2008 through the eyes of the SLXS crew. We are always fun and always playing around in this city. This is what we saw and how we saw it. This piece was designed, engineered and constructed by members of the SLXS team who also form part of a larger conglomerate which I will not name. Just yet.

It was a chilly Thursday evening and once again I was alone, browsing through my DVD collection and wondering where the party was going to be at on this fine Phuza Thursday. My phone screamed, and a message was in waiting. I opened it.

“Crew hitting Sexpo, around 6:30, see you there, do NOT miss it”

I saddled up in the VR3 and rolled through to the CTICC. Arriving on my own was a bit daunting as I saw a swarm of belters rolling in in their finest attire probably designed by the likes of Tom who used to do Gucci, Calvin and Giorgio. They also had guys on their arms wearing their finest slick back hairstyles.

I could just see them looking at the guy arriving on his own, literally thinking “What a wanker!” Ha ha ha funny guys! Just remember…after laugh laugh comes cry cry when you find me pulling your girlfriend outside the stand where the gimp is.

I sauntered in and was a bit edgy arriving on my own. I smashed a phone call through to Charlie V.

“Where you bud?”

Laughter

“At the mechanical KOK!”

Jesus Jones. I sashayed around and eventually found Andy B, Peter and Charlie V near the mechanical kok, chatting to the lovely lady sitting in the Ferrari. They were trying to convince her to push all sorts of buttons so the hood would open and we could check out the engine. Fond of fun times, Peter decided to test his strength nearby by seeing how long he could hold onto the kok for. Quite long apparently…

Riding the kok, just another chilled Thursday really

We kept rolling along until we saw some really cool leather wear. I’m a fan of leather and have leather CAT boots, leather belts, wallets, watch straps etc. I don’t have a leather suit though. It’s quite intriguing though.

Someone get the gimp!

We then decided to take some time out just to regroup, conceptualise, rest, cross reference some hedge funds and discuss pressing global issues such as peak oil. We just happened to stop on the rim of one of the stands.

Mom, dad, what’s rimming?

I also found this guy. Nice vibe about him.

I was extremely happy that Mavericks were there though. Because the girls at the Mavericks stand were quite stunning! And as I chilled there ogling, someone walked up to me and gave me a complimentary entrance card to Mavericks.

Praise be to Mavericks!

Good things come to those who wait.

So you know where to find us this week…

Sean Lloyd

Editor