Megan Fox Is Hungry

“I’m sure I used to write more celebrity stuff on this site? No? Ah whatever I can’t remember either, I was probably on the whisky. Anyway let’s quickly get up to speed with out favorite Oscar not winning actress, Megan Fox”

Megan Fox is in great shape still, but obviously subscribes to a different eating plan to Kate Moss who I’m pretty sure once said “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” I don’t know how Megan stays in such great shape, because her facial lips were eating a bagel, and her vagina was eating her pants. Now it would be totally crazy if her ass was eating her G-string, how does she fit all this inside her? An absolute miracle of nature.

How did she fit a camel in her pants?

So that’s that Megan Fox update that you keep hassling me for. It’s my pleasure.

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