It’s quite normal to see hose holders at houses, most likely made by Gardena and sporting a green Gardena hose. This is alright if you lead a regular lifestyle, but obviously you don’t want to lead a regular lifestyle. You don’t want to end up like your folks do you?

You want to be like Rod Stewart! You want to be boning a chick that keeps getting better looking, you want to trade your wife in for a new model. Right. Or you might want to do a Ronnie Wood.

So I was at a house warming near The View (Table View) on Saturday when I noticed possibly the most awesome piece of garden architecture I have seen in my life. It’s something that you will probably only see around The View, but I think it’s quite rad! And please enjoy the colour of the hose, because green is so mainstream!

Please enjoy that. “Naai, naai, bloo hose! Naai naai, passion gap! Naai naai rolling on dubz!”

It’s quite awesome, but it would be better on 22″ rims I think. Even better, if you could get the rim of something like a Rolls Royce, you would be THE biggest pimp in Cape Town! Imagine that…You would score so many more chicks, just by pimping your hose holder.

Imagine the possibilities once this trend starts catching on…You heard it here first.

Sean Lloyd

Editor