Maze Restaurant In Cape Town Closes

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Cowley, Ramshackle, McGregor and random(Photo via) Dammit, that bloody came out of nowhere! I’m joking, who honestly wants to go spend a months salary on dinner? I’ve never…

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Olimp Sports Betting Bar In Cape Town

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

What is this Olimp Sports Betting Bar in Cape Town all about I hear you ask? When I was a little girl boy I always wanted to be…

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Neighbourhood Restaurant And Bar In Long Street Is Recommended

Monday, November 30, 2009

I’ve always been a huge fan of Neighbourhood in Long Street because of its relaxed atmosphere and homely feel. It puts you at ease. It’s like the girlfriend…

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Hooters coming to Cape Town by end of year!

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Praise whoever you praise when you see titties! In the greatest news ever in the history of mankind, I saw a ‘tweet’ on Twitter from a mate, Nic,…

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The sex menu at Lookout Deck

Monday, May 4, 2009

I see what Lookout Deck have done here, because they are in the harbour, and sell fish (Paris Hilton excluded), they thought they would make their menu 100%…

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Vida e are just too good

Monday, May 4, 2009

Ever since I gave up major league drinking (I still have very interspersed benders where I cannot remember a thing — Thursday last week at Club 91 was…

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The Showroom in Cape Town closes, Riboville in liquidation

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

This is quite funny because I heard this news just as my new batch of “F The Recession” t-shirts were being printed. Saucy! So as it goes, The…

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Carluccis in Rondebosch has kicked it

Sunday, February 1, 2009

(This piece was written last week, apologies for the delay in getting it to “your” computer) Wowzer, I awoke this morning to an absolute blinder of a day….

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Beluga order a hit on my life

Monday, January 5, 2009

( This post is a sequal to “Beluga continue their bizarre service” over HERE) I was maxing a sick vibe in Hout Bay on Saturday afternoon with the…

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La Med’s bathroom filth on Saturday

Monday, December 8, 2008

I had a fairly chilled day on Clifton 4th on Saturday, although I’m starting to notice a bit of a downward trend on Clifton 4th these days. You…

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Marimba Cafe at CTICC in Cape Town

Monday, October 20, 2008

I was out and about shmoozing last week in and amongst Cape Town’s elite. It’s what I do. It’s how insane life is right now. So we went…

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Added insight into “carlucci’s”

Monday, September 15, 2008

I recently discovered The Google inside The Internet Machine and it’s absolutely amazing! I was searching fairly simple things like Midget Porn, Circus Freaks and Ron Jeremy when…

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carlucci’s in Rondebosch

Friday, September 12, 2008

We decided on Wednesday morning, seeing as though we were hanging quite badly, to stop off at Carlucci’s in Rondebosch, because we were on our way past it…

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Beluga continue their bizarre service

Monday, August 18, 2008

Following on from THIS post by Chris over at iMod, we were to experience the very worst of Beluga yesterday. After bending Saturday out of shape at Bishops…

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Constantia Pick ‘n Pay sushi bar

Thursday, July 10, 2008

There are many reasons to go venture into the urban paradise of Constantia. The main reason though is because the amount of hot Constantia mommies are ridiculous. You…

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