“Look, I won’t lie, this man has nuts of titanium! My glittering vagina just hurts watching this video, because one mistake and the last thing this guy will see if his ass flying through his face. And no one wants to eat shit when they die”

So this dude is Norwegian, which translates in English to bat shit crazy. In this video he basically descends 1240 metres into a fjord, like so (OH FAIZEL DON’T BE LIKE SO MA BRU!!):

Yeah no, look, I’d probably attempt that. However, I am in the unfortunate position of having a snake in my pants that is also known as ‘T-Bone’ or ‘Anaconda’ The extra weight that this adds to my frame ensures that I drop like a rock. However, if you have a small piece, I am sure you can attempt this.

Well that’s my story and I’m sticking to it

In all seriousness, that is the stuff that sharts are made of! Because that is pants shittingly high, and pants shittingly fast.