So we all know they like to klap some eye drops in the birds drinks…you know…to make things easier for them. It’s hard to impress a dolly at ‘The Hat’ when all you can tune is like gym and pec decks and lats and like protein bru.

But when they not klapping the Eye Gene in the birds drinks, they need to see themselves.

Not only are the ‘roids making their peckers smaller, they’re also shrinking their eyes or something so they need contact lenses. But what’s the point, when their contact lens solution is robbing them of their soul, their personality, their life force…PROTEIN!

Jussus my bru, how are the okes surviving now that these Chinas are removing their protein?

Un-bee-lievable!