This is mad, Sasha is playing as well as our good friend…ladies and gentleman…Mr Chris Jack!

And someone special in marketing reserved me a VIP ticket, sweet! They didn’t give me a VIP because I’m important, they just know that I break out into a weird rash if I touch a plebb ticket. And running around with a rash all night is not good for public relations amongst my 17 fans. I received this in the computer post a while back, but was obviously too busy plebbing it in Joburg to post it:

Smirnoff gears for yet another experience as it brings one of the world’s most innovative icons of the electronic genre, DJ Sasha.  This global sensation is coming to South Africa to headline in two Smirnoff Experience events planned for Cape Town and Johannesburg in July. This announcement from Smirnoff comes while memories of Smirnoff Experience™ Mashup Street, the world’s top music collaboration platform held in Johannesburg in May, still burn strongly in the minds of South African event-goers. No stranger to the South African music scene, Sasha last toured Johannesburg and Cape Town in February 2009 when over 8000 fans experienced the unique sound delivered by the British producer who remains one of the world’s most popular dance acts. The two-show Smirnoff Experience™ tour will hit Cape Town on Friday 9th July at @mospheer and will head north to Johannesburg on 10th July 2010 at Truth in Midrand.

Tickets can be bought through Computicket, and fans are urged to reserve their space at Smirnoff Experience™ Cape Town and Johannesburg as soon as possible, as space is limited.

Pricing: Atmospheer in Cape Town on Friday 9th July 2010:
General Access Ticket: R190 Pre-booked. R220 at the door.
VIP Ticket: R380 Pre-booked. R 420 at the door, if available.

Awesome! I’ll see you there you raging alcoholics.

Get your tickets HERE.

It turns out even when you don’t write anything for extended periods of time, you still end up at celebrity events. I mean Fridays shindig was a bit ridiculous…Leo DiCaprio and Mick Jagger and Gina Athans and all the rest at The One & Only in Cape Town. Chilled!

2oceansvibe

Me and Charlie V…I was texting Donald Trump probably

Sean Lloyd and Charlie V…drink Peroni…ry my Peugeot in Benoni. Eet Simba Vetkoek en polony.

Sol and Marina

Michelle, Ciro and Gina

Thanks to The Little Black Book for an awesome event, chilling in celebville! And thanks to Sol for having us all in what is surely a palace of dreams and excess, it’s amazing.

Click here for all the Facebook photos, photos here all courtesy of that link as well.

Nawteeeeeee!

So all these brands will be rocking sale prices on 36 Boutiques today, starting at lunchtime I believe.

Click here to sign up.

Alternatively if you want to speed things up, drop me an e-mail at seanl (at) slxs (dot) co (dot) za and I’ll invite you.

Hosh ja mos kief!

Gosh, and here I was thinking that Taylor Swift was the type of chick you’d marry. Hmmmm…seems I was wrong. Open legs nogal.

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Siss Taylor!

I’m torn between Ray Ban Caravans and Ray Ban Aviators, but this presents a good enough case for Aviators:

Dave Grohl — Knows the drill

Decisions decisions. We’ll leave it until next month…it’s going to be a long month!

Jeez Louise I’ve got an awesome memory! I was thinking back to my seedy youth where women paid me for pleasure (I was 7 — but MASSIVE) and back in the day people always asked ‘Sean, how did you become a lady slayer extraordinaire?’

Look, most of it is in your jeans, mine were slim cut Kleins that showed off a massive, pulsating member.

I also remember being in ridiculous shape because I always managed to watch Bodies In Motion with Gilad! Crisis you will obviously remember Gilad, especially the girls because everyone wanted a piece of the G-Master. It was back in the days where we believed advertising and infomercials worked, where there was no internet and cellphones. It was back in the day when life was simpler. I mean, technology claims to make our lives simpler but they’re way more complicated, but thankfully prescription medication now takes care of the stress. Ha ha! Hmmmmm…ooooh shiny!

Candy bars!

For a little old school inspiration today, let’s have a look at the original Greek God, the personal trainer, the lady slayer, the ho slapper, the pimp hand, left disco dancing ghetto gym bunny, Gilad Janklowicz!

Oh my GOD! How was that?!

Ladies, I imagine you were seeing Gilad there doing those little dips and you were thinking of being there beneath him, him giving you a good old tea bag! With those tight buns of his dripping sweat onto your forehead. Desire!

Good grief I’m getting carried away. But seeing as though it is winter I may actually post more of his videos, so as to keep those thunder thighs in check.

Such is my love for all of you.