Look, I’m not going to lie to you, that headline was a bit of a lie. But the words ‘Halle Berry’, ‘Shark’ and ‘South Africa’ are true.

Halle Berry is headed to South Africa for a movie called ‘Dark Tide’, which is the story of a diving instructor who returns to the waters after nearly being killed by a shark. I read it on Just Jared…

I mean, I actually don’t know why I mentioned this because it’s flippen’ boring! I don’t care about Halle Berry and I certainly don’t care about her movie. I just really wanted to make like the Daily Voice and have a sensationalist headline. So now I’ve done it, so we don’t have to do that again. I just needed to get it out of my system, like that time you wanted to do coke off a dead hooker while the Queen watched. Once it’s out of your system, you’re fine.

I’m fine now.

Or am I?

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