Don’t you sometimes wonder how on earth you arrive home from a big night out, with literally not a single cent in your wallet. You’ve managed to spend even that last 5 cent, which is difficult, because you’re almost always left with some sort of coins in your wallet when you’re sober, but when you’re drunk, you’ll spend every last cent. Buying sweets or throwing money away when you’re hammered drunk.

And sometimes you find yourself waking up in a Japanese families wreck room while they will not stop screaming, or you up next to Chewbacca and try chew your arm off for your escape to freedom.

There are literally times when you wake up in some unknown apartment and you have no idea where you are. You take a picture and post it on Twitter, asking where you are before fleeing the scene.

It’s time like these that you really need money, to catch a cab home or to make that phone call, because you obviously gave your iPhone away the previous night to some belter, or you dropped it in the toilet or the cane and creme soda jug.

So the cash stash it quite handy because you can leave it on your car keys with maybe a R50 or R100 note in it, the life saver. There is the chance that you may spend this cash too, but generally when it is in a metal case on your keys, your brain knows to leave that bad boy alone, even after 17 beers and a bottle of Jager. And this is also great if you’ve lost your wallet, as one does at Tiger.

So if you’re an alcoholic who loses phones, wallets and dignity, then check it out!

Click here to order online, each Cash Stash costs a mere R95.

That’s a R95 insurance policy, pretty good going.