To those not schooled in cool, Edie Sedgwick was one of Andy Warhol’s muses.

But I’ve found a better muse!

David Sessions now has a website and while some may want to admire the photography, angles, lighting and make-up, I’m a simpler person than that and just dig chicks.

God, it’s a pity chicks don’t dig me! I really wish I was a kid again, at that age where girls are gross and you don’t want anything to do with them. But now, as soon as I see the slight hint of a nip slip, I go mental and lose my mind. What is so great about boobs? I have no idea, but they’re GREAT.

But that’s not the point, David Sessions’s'zss’s'z muse happens to be Abi Parker. Nice choice! Let’s see:

GREAT!

GREAT! (People are asking how this photo happened, well I was actually placed in front of them, naturally the dude was a little put off but Abi was like “Is that Fabio? God? Leonidas? Achilles? Troy? Agamemnon? Brad?”

I had a muse once. Yeah…actually we were in love. I think I met her in Tin Roof. I’m not quite sure because I was quite drunk. Few fish bowls after school. I think I pulled her right after vomiting outside Blink. I can’t remember her name either. Jerry might remember. Oh no, he was passed out in the parking lot in the Beetle.

But I’m pretty sure that’s what love feels like, right?

Right?

Oh there is also this glorious angel, Sally Smith.

GREAT!

So yeah…Davids doing alright for himself!

GREAT!

Click here to check out more hotties on the David Sessions Photography website. There are quite a couple of Abi, I mean…that is if…you find her attractive.

Do you?

I might…a little.