So I saw some photos come up on the Facebook application inside the internet machine the other day with our mate Grant…and he was in some sort of green room with some complete hottie!

The photo that made me green with envy (See how funny I am?! Whatever…)

Obviously I was jealous and I quickly ran around my room to check that I hadn’t accidentally slept on a sheet of acid that was lying around (As sheets of acid do) There was nothing on my bed but some weird book called the Karma sew…something or other I don’t know, some crap probably about good karma and stuff.

I then read that it was none other than Vanessa Haywood! Naturally Vanessa and I have a long history, my ending things when I decided to pursue Ana Hickman. Vanessa also didn’t like dating a celeb, so you know, that cut me out.

But enough about me! Here is Vanessa Hayward and Grant from Gamestate…and well…they’re Wii’ing.

*Wipes tear from eye*

I…love…you…

*sniff*

Can we rekindle things?