So the weekend doesn’t seem to hard to plan…tonight you’ll go to The Assembly.

Assembly is such a jol! I actually have the most hilarious photo of Trem there last week…you’ll know her and Caterina from Chevelle:

Basically…you two need Jesus!

You’ll also be at Richard Durand (HERE) (Multi task! What, are you a delinquent?)

I actually have a party at the Hout Bay villa and I have to dress up as a superhero which is great! Finally I don’t have to bother dressing up. If anything, I should dress down.

Then the rest of the weekend will be spent at Pro-X! Look, it’s going to get hot and I’m URGING you (Ladies) to wear as little clothing as possible. This isn’t some futile attempt at seeing ass cheeks and cleavage, it’s for reasons of practicality.

I also advise you to wear sunscreen, and as your attorney, I advise you that I rub it in properly. The greasier and more Italian the sunscreen, the better.

I also advise you to get down to those St Yves parties on Thursdays, I was there last night. The write up and photos will come. Some of the DJ’ing was like a gunshot through razor wire, and the speakers sounded like they were going to bust a nut at times. But you know what? There was a sick crowd, it’s a sick venue and it’s honestly the most beautiful club in Cape Town. Finally!