I honestly could not have predicted this if my life depended on it:

It’s a mystery as to why you are not leading the ultimate life after just one issue of Men’s Health, because this is what it gives you:

• Get back in shape – Your gym free plan

• Look better than last year – 7 classic style upgrades

• New rules of muscle

• Boost your health with cheese & wine (Basically eat fat, get shitfaced and still be awesome)

• 137 ways to be better at everything (OMG this is actually the only article you need to read – LIFE FIXED)

• Sex 2010 – New Year New Moves (Because they only showed you 3000 different sex positions last year…but wait…there’s more!)

• Sleep better tonight (But how can we when we are boning machines with woman bashing down our doors courtesy of the Men’s Health sex tips?)

• 4 money mistakes you’re making and how to fix them (Money problems -FIXED)

Honestly though that issue sneaked up on me and round house kicked me right in the face…IN THE FACE!