I know Constantia is generally a place for rich people to move once their drug trafficking/child slave/environmental destruction/ money laundering days are over, and they do tend to have their own set of rules in Constantia that don’t apply anywhere else.

For example, you are allowed to cheat on your wife in Constantia, granted you keep allowing her access to your credit card.

You don’t need to let the tax man know what you really earned last year.

You can put as much as you want on your work expenses account.

“Mr Jones, you really spent R7 million on lunches last year for clients?”

“Ummmmmm….ja…I suppose”

“Okey dokey!”

Anyway, it would seem hunting is still legal!

Not particularly lucrative, but still legal. I’m talking about MILF hunting, and you?

I kicked to vida e in Constantia last week with Gary to scope out the scene and see if their were any rich moms that would want to adopt me or Gary and allows us access to their credit cards. It would seem the day in question was not particularly ripe for the picking. I went in search of marriage material, someone who would allow me to live the Constantia lifestyle without even a mention of ‘working’

SLXS MILF Hunt: ‘Operation Werewolf’

This is what I aimed at, but was not interested in:

The second most popular type of coke in Constantia

Where are my ladies?

Hmmmm….anyone know what days/times all my potential foster parents descend upon vida e in Constantia?

I normally send out one warning shot, and anyone left at vida after that is liable to be lunged at by me and my hunting team.

Granted your husband has a large credit card with an AMEX Black being preferable.