I do hope you’ve been tuning into channel 198 on DSTV of late, because it is a sure fire way to make you all sorts of happy! I’ll be honest with you and let you know that the happy feeling is bordering on sexual. Not a word used lightly and especially considering we’re talking about moving pictures on a box that sits in your ‘TV room’ or bedroom or kitchen.

I don’t know where to start because it is difficult to find a starting point when describing all the best music of your life.

And that is essentially what VH1 Classic is all about…the best music that you have ever heard in your life. I don’t really listen to the radio because one good song is generally followed by the DJ talking crap, then 30 shit songs, and then a good one. It’s like they intersperse the good with a lot of the bad.

It’s like having a cocaine addiction, but doing one line of coke followed by 30 lines of Rattex. It’s at some stage going to kill you, which is what local radio such as 5FM did to me. On VH1 Classic you are literally hit with powerhouse songs every single minute of the day. You just end up wiping the tears after singing along to the song from Ghost when you’re hit by something equally as awesome. And it’s difficult to deal with.

In between tears of pure joy I managed to take some screen shots of the mind blowing songs being played, let’s have a look:

Hungry Eyes

Don’t Worry Be Happy

Swazzles Taking A Bird From Behind

So check that out! Because how crazy are those songs?Put it on while your girlfriend is round and she’ll be all over you in no time.

In related news my dog humped my leg when the Titanic song came on.