Fuck!
I do the exact same thing! There is no other place for my phone as good as right on my nut sack.

I need someone to feel for lumps!

hahahhaahaha, I gotta admit I also do it bro… all the time, its easiest way to keep your phone safe. Plus a vibration or two never hurt anyone

as old bill would say, much ado about nothing. think of your phone as a walky talky, when it’s on standby it’s on ‘receive only’ mode. Therefore, no rf radiation is coming out of the thing. balls are ok. once someone calls and you pick up, well then the walky talky is on transmit and receive. so if you talk with your balls as well (or alternatively use one of those star trek bluetooth things) then you’re frying them.

however once again fear not. it’s really miniscule. as joey tribiani would say, moo point. but people don’t want to hear science do they? so instead, let me tell the story of the most famous ball in the world.

it belongs to lance armstrong, he’s the texan’s right hand man, so to speak. his buddy lefty got sick and got chopped off. then mr righty got subjected to all sorts of bad things making him pretty much useless.

but before this started there was one last hand party. the result of that was then(oh crap back to the science) used to create his kids. they used up most of it on his son, but managed to juice up the egg side of things for the second batch which was twin girls.

enter a messy divorce and a time where he was uber cool and got to play around with sheryl crow and one of the olsen twins

then somehow last year his latest girlfriend is pregnant and has a real baby boy. they give him the surname armstrong(which isn’t even lance’s real one anyway, ‘nother story). so it must be his. or how else do we answer the plethora of unanswers?

did mr righty really survive chemo and is shooting live ammo again? how come none of his other chicks ever got preggers (oh yeah, he was banging kate hudson too now i remember)? surely he wouldn’t be bothering with any contraceptives these days. or did she just have a little fling on the side, like we all suspect?

ps. he goes on holiday to france for a month, three weeks after the baby is born. still think he’s the dad?

pps. leetle off topic, i know, your balls are just fine(read that however the hell you want to).

of course during chemo