A lot of people assume from the sort of content that I publish, that I’m not very intelligent. What? I’m like royalty in the journalism world after getting that journalism diploma! I promise you, I’ll show you guys. I’ll show you all, so we’re going to look at positive and effective ways at marketing for the 2010 World Cup. This is Sean Lloyd, and I’m bringing it! I’m taking this information from the Weekend Argus, from a headline “Brothels rife in Cape Town’s suburbs”
You see, I didn’t lie, we are talking about marketing yourself for 2010! Yourself being the operative word.
I guess I don’t really have a problem with brothels, not that it’s my scene in the slightest, but damn, if I were out of cash I’d sell myself for money, I don’t care! Ha ha…maybe…possibly…
This is quite a sneaky way to market a brothel because according to the Cape Argus article, these places are going under the guise of guest houses or respectable homes (*COUGH* — Cape Town madams and gimps *COUGH* Heard nothing) They say sex trade researchers (Awesome job — Sean) have identified 67 brothels across Cape Town which is believed to be a vast underestimate. No doubt!
This actually fits in perfectly, you see what I did there? No Doubts Don’t Speak, which fits in well with the brothel scene because no one speaks about it. And it’s pretty hard (Not to mention rude) to speak with a full mouth anyway.
Either I’m bulimic or telepathetic but something is going on with what I just said! I may even be a sidekick.
It’s interesting to note that the article states “This week, an alleged brothel in an upmarket part of Milnerton was exposed when neighbours spoke out about loud music, wild weekend parties and “strange men” frequenting the house.”
I can categorically state that there is no such thing as ‘an upmarket part of Milnerton’ This is completely false! (Apologies to our Milnerton readers, running on their neighbours wireless ADSL account. Love you guys.)
While it says brothels exist in Bellville, Parow, Table View, Plumstead, Durbanville, Claremont and Parklands, I’m pretty sure there are some in the upmarket suburbs of Cape Town.
It is well known that if you mingle in Cape Town long enough, you will in all likelihood be asked at one stage or another (Or is this just me?) if you want to make some good money. I’m actually being serious here, I was meeting with some guys about two years ago and I was asked if I wanted to work in an upmarket ‘massage parlour’
Well of course I’d love to have an eight ball shoved in my mouth while a gaggle of silverback apes proceed to shove pine cones up my ass!
So that was the last time I met with those guys, even though on the other matters business looked good, it would seems there was more ‘business’ I would need to do if I really wanted my money. But there are loads of stories around of weird parties happening, where it’s basically one big orgy. I know people who have walked into houses and it’s like one big pornfest! But these aren’t really brothels, I think we’d refer to these as upmarket swingers parties.
Cities can be SO weird sometimes!
So if you still haven’t found your niche market for 2010…someone say Heidi Fleiss!
Let’s look at what Fleiss looks like:
So don’t go into the business if you don’t want lazy eyes and hard equipment on your gums, damaging them and making you look like Heidi. Rest assured, she’s had more than just one white substance on those gums *Vomits*
She really has taking a proper hiding over the years, hasn’t she?
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As you know Thursday is a public holiday, so Cape Town is gearing up for a Manic Wednesday night, and then everyone takes Friday off, which we do anyway in Cape Town regardless. Anyway, you probably can’t go wrong hitting the Camps Bay Strip (Basils party), hitting up some Chevelle, FTV and all the usual suspects. The Bang Bang Club are also going to be punishing the Wednesday night scene and I have been invited there for a birthday (Josh “No problems” birthday)
And then, Club 91 in Claremont are having a 911 Doctors and Nurses party this Wednesday, dress in theme and get in free. Doors open at 8pm.
Then, Hemisphere nightclub are hosting a party that reads as follows:
NawtyMedia present to you the ultimate public holiday party experience – Killer Heels ‘n Cleavage at Cape Town’s playground of the rich ‘n famous – Hemisphere.
The event has been dubbed “Weapons of Mass Seduction” with the nights festivities including a sensational fashion showcase, live lingerie photo shoot, gorgeous dancers, delicious canapés, a delectable fusion of Hip Hop, House, R&B, Funk and Electro, loads of giveaways and much more.
This time our ultra hot lingerie is brought to you by Lady Chatterleys Chamber. Check out Lady Chatterleys Chamber to see more.
Oh I see, everything is very sexual by the looks of things on Wednesday! That’s Cape Town for you…sex interspersed with beaches, champagne…some people work as well in their spare time which is nice.
So there is no pressure on me at all, I have to hit Basil’s, Bang Bang and 91.
But can I do it all?
I’m just a man! ONE MAN!
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I spotted this over at our friends at Cape Town Alive, which had me absolutely delighted!
And what I meant to say there was, “I WAS STOKED BRU! Jussus…MISSION to the beach HEY. Crack a BREWSKI BOET. Nail a BROAD, BRO!”
Ja, whatever, I don’t know what happened there either. Mixing it up a bit. But seriously, some people actually talk like that. I know…
It was years ago that my sister and her friends used to talk about “Basil’s legendary parties”, but I was too young to know anything about them. And for the first time since I had heard of Basil all those years ago, it seems I have been reintroduced to the myth and legend surrounding them!
This from Basil’s website:
“Everybody loves that party animal” — Style Magazine
For the last 16 years Basil has been throwing the most legendary parties in Cape Town.
He knows all the right ingredients to host a party that will go down in the history books, and each event gets sold out way in advance.Venues change but the events are always held at the ‘it’ place of the season, and take place the night before a public holiday so that there’s no valid reason to hold back.
With a database that most marketers would kill to get their hands on, and a personal relationship with a large percentage of his guests, Basil has established himself as something of a guru in Cape Town’s party scene.
I’m sold! This Wednesday (Thursday is a public holiday), Basil is having a party at Blues in Camps Bay, and it says ‘Jameson Presents Blue Movie Starring Basil’. Oh a blue movie…naughty naughty! The information you need to know:
Date: Wednesday 23 September 2009
Venue: Blues, Victoria Road, Camps Bay
DJ’s Garth B, Basil, Shaun Duvet & Dean Fuel.
Tickets: R80 regular and R200 VIP
Check out the website at Basil’s Bash.
I am very aroused!
Who’s with me?
Read More Add a CommentApologies for being so quiet today everyone, but NOW I’M SHOUTING!
It’s just been a bit hectic of late, summers coming so we have loads of stuff to do…behind the scenes…
I did however take a slow cruise yesterday along the coast just to scope out what I am soon going to have to deal with. Summer is on it’s way, bikini’s are coming out and it’s all looking rather sexual, so much so that you will have to cool yourself off. I’ll be spritzing myself with those divine Evian spray bottles.
And what I was supposed to say there was “Jus okes spraying myself with beer hey!”
CHINA.
Whatever.
This is what yesterday looked like at Llandudno side:
And then Clifton side:
Kak
All in all, that looks quite tasty. I’ll have some. Incidentally, I was naughty taking these pictures in nothing but the Calvin Kleins!
Actually not, I’m just an habitchual lier. And my pants were on fire. They burnt off.
Which is why I was left in my Calvins.
Read More Add a CommentCheck this out, you know Facebook suggest friends for you? Well Facebook clearly know me well…mic check this!
Oh yeah, this is what I’m talking about! I’m sorry, but Ruth, do I know you from somewhere?
Read More Add a CommentBaby Bow Boutique is a unique online store that has just recently launched in South Africa, more specifically the official launch took place at the Baba Indaba at the Cape Town International Convention Centre.
I was invited along to preview some of the products and…my word, they’re divine! You will no doubt have found yourself in a position where you are going to a baby shower and you have absolutely no idea what to buy. Trust me, I’m a guy and when I say I was clueless at the last baby shower…I was properly clueless. I didn’t even know where a baby store was and battled to find a present. While presents for my friends are easy (Booze, FHM) and my parents even easier (Dad — Some Woolies socks and a bag of coal. Mom — tea mug and a gown…what?), baby showers present unique demands upon the male brain. And in Cape Town it is especially difficult to find a quality product that is going to last long after the first wash.
You can’t very well go to a baby shower in Constantia with baby booties you picked up at PEP. You need something befitting of the lifestyle, and Baby Bow Boutique fill this gap perfectly. This is like dressing your child in Diesel clothing.
You simply go online, browse the products, add them to your basket and pay. The next thing you know, the gifts arrive at your door in the most stunning boxes, ready to be presented at the baby shower. It simply does not get any easier than this. Shopping at Baby Bow Boutique is safe and secure and best of all, my personal favourite, is that there are complete gift sets. So you don’t even really have to choose because all the work has been done for you.
I have personally taken a look over all the products and the quality is something else, the cotton velour is unbelievable and I would be happy with that quality wrapped around my couches! Everything is ultra premium quality cotton that is so soft to the touch.
The products are unlike anything else you are going to find locally, and more importantly, they are unique.
The great news is, Baby Bow Boutique now have a stand alone store at The Old Biscuit Mill in Woodstock! They are open Monday to Saturday, so while you go to the market to see and be seen, you can pop into Baby Bow. If you’ve got kids, they can max it out in the baby corner while you cruise around and there are even baby changing facilities, making this a necessary addition to the ever popular Saturday market. Some pictures of the store:
Have a look at Baby Bow Boutique online, and also visit their store at The Old Biscuit Mill in Woodstock.
This is going to make your life so much easier!
Baby Bow also offer gift vouchers and registries, taking the hassle out of anything baby related!
For bachelors who are invited to baby showers, this is awesome because it frees up your times for other important things like Playstation, driving your car, sleeping, beaching and other things that contribute positively to the GDP of the country.
I like it…a lot.
Click here to visit Baby Bow online, and be sure to visit their store at The Old Biscuit Mill, Woodstock.
Read More Add a CommentSo I’ve been looking around for some computer screens, and I thought I’d look for one that could fit in my Calvin Kleins…so naturally I’d have to go for 23 inches baby!
PC-Direct.co.za are selling the 23 inch Samsung I saw at Incredible Connection for just over R400 less than Incredible Connection. Awesome!
Until I went onto their Twitter page:
That’s an interesting sales and marketing angle going on there. I guess I’ll be holding out on the order then.
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Semester At Sea is honestly one of the most unique ways to study, as students cruise the high seas, all the while getting work done! I know ’students’ and ‘work’ are hardly ever mentioned in the same breath in South Africa, but the foreign students somehow seem to get work done on board. Personally I’d be too busy tanning to actually study, but you know me…
Anyway, the Semester at Sea Fall 2009 Voyage is touching down in Cape Town on the 3rd of October until the 8th of October and I wanted to show the guys and girls some cool things to do. With there being so many activities in Cape Town, I thought I’d briefly run through some of the more popular activities for young students visiting Cape Town. Let’s have a look:
Cape Town is one of the most beautiful cities in the world, and seeing it from the sky is nothing short of breathtaking. With mountains and beaches, the view from the sky is a dream.
The drop zone near Cape Town is spectacular and allows you to see Table Mountain and Robben Island from the sky. Free falling over a picture perfect setting is a dream for any adrenaline junkie.
Table Mountain needs no introduction, but if looking at the mountain is too boring for you, why not abseil off the mountain? You can abseil 112 metres in the “Long Drop”, the highest commercial abseil in the world.
The Cape is one of the finest wine producing regions in the world, and the Stellenbosch region contains a host of award winning wine farms where you can taste to your hearts delight. Constantia in Cape Town is also a top producer of wine, and is only minutes from the actual city centre.
Love partying, love Cape Town and hate driving? Take the party bus! The party bus will supply you with drinks, snacks and pumping music and all you need to do is relax and socialise while you are driven around the city on your very one party bus.
Take it to the danger zone…Fighter jets and pilots became cool as soon as Tom Cruise threw on his flight suit in Top Gun, and now you too can experience the thrill of flying Fighter Jets at Cape Towns Thunder City, at the hands of experienced pilots.
Go there…
Charter the Tigger 2 or Tigger 2 Royale for your group, and enjoy cruising the coast of Cape Town while enjoying sun downers and snacks with the most spectacular views in the world!
Visit this iconic landmark and get first hand experience of what the prisoners like Nelson Mandela experienced, in this isolated piece of land off of Cape Town.
Abseiling too extreme, walking too tiring? Take the cable car up Table Mountain and experience all the beauty without any of the strain! Enjoy snacks and drinks at the top of the mountain while looking at the stunning city. You’re at the top of Cape Town, enjoy it!
Take a slow cruise…off Lions Head. Paraglide with highly trained and certified guides. Land on the stunning Camps Bay beach and then hit Cafe Caprice across the road for lunch!
Come face to face with Jaws from the safety of a cage. South Africa is renowned for it’s shark cage diving and attracts adrenaline enthusiasts from all around the world. Live life on the edge and dive with the greats.
Revel in the peace and calm that is horse riding as you take in the stunning Long Beach in Noordhoek, with some horse back riding! And for the eco-conscious, this is about as clean as transport gets…
Paulaner Brauhaus and ‘& Union’ offer a wide selection of beers, with & Union offering food pairing with their speciality beers. Not to be missed for the gourmets and leisure drinkers!
And this is only in Cape Town!
EcoSouth Travel have an extensive range of African Safari’s and Adventures in the finest destinations including the famed Kruger National Park, Mozambique, Victoria Falls and Botswana.
Go on a Southern African Safari
All of these activities are available to book now through EcoSouth Travel, including their acclaimed Southern African Safari’s and Adventures.
Click here to visit the EcoSouth Travel Safari and Adventure section, and contact the team for any of the activities listed above.
And most of all, enjoy your stay in Cape Town!
Click here for the Semester At Sea Fall 2009 blog site.
Read More Add a CommentSYNERGY LIVE 2010: CLICK HERE FOR SYNERGY LIVE MUSIC FESTIVAL 2010
What have we here? I found this invite on Facebook while I was stalking you, and this looks quite delicious! It’s called the Synergy Live Music Festival and I have just sort of woken from my slumber and I’m too lazy to actually think up a story behind this, so my girlfriend Copy is going to kiss my other girlfriend, Paste, and something magical is going to happen. They going to be all over each other, inside, outside, you watch this spectacle unfold:
Oh it takes place on the 27th, 28 and 29th of November 2009 (This year to the layperson):
It’s been 14 years since Synergy first hit the South African scene, taking youth culture into the future. The Synergy New Year’s Eve Music Festival ran for just under a decade, regularly drawing 15 000 fans. Spread over 8 stages – Synergy catered for every conceivable type of contemporary music, from dance, rock, and live bands to ambient, drum & bass and disco.
The now legendary team that brought you Vortex and Pharcyde are back. They have not been idle over the past seven years either. Clyde who is part founding member of Vortex and Synergy, has still been entertaining the masses with gigs such as Prism Rezonance New Years Eve and Concerts for a Cause. He split from Vortex three years ago to grow into wider and worldlier things. The Pharcyde crew, who were instrumental in starting the Cape Town Rave scene, Jonathan, Tchavdar (also founder members of Synergy) and George, have been sharpening their swords on massive corporate events.
November 2009 (27th to 29th) will see the return and will be held at the beautiful Boschendal Wine Estate in Stellenbosch. As one of the oldest wine producers in the New World, Boschendal is arguably one of the most majestic and picturesque vineyards South Africa has to offer. Its vintage oak trees and mountainous surroundings providing a perfect backdrop to the live music, bands and festivities.
The focus will be primarily on live bands and acts, and will feature a minimum of four areas including Main stage Bar stage, VIP marquee and electro stage. The crème de la crème of the South African music scene will be there in full force.
Our mission for Synergy 2009 is to do a Live music and dance festival that will not only surprise and delight all festival goers, but that will resonate strongly with the original party people that frequented, with faithfulness, the Synergy’s of yester year.
See you all there…
Ok, whatever, watch the next bit of text blow your balls and boobies right over your shoulders! I’m serious, feel the power of the musicians playing:
Prime Circle
Goldfish
Fokofpolisikar
Dirty Skirts
Flash Republic
Napalma
The Sleepers
Van Coke Kartel
Sick leaves
New Academics
Taxi Violence
aKING
Rudimentals
Zebera and giraffe
Ej von Lyrik
Hog Hoggidy Hog
7th Son
Counterstrike
Hyphen
Niskerone
SFR
MC Skywalker
MC Psyke
Elgordo
Haezer
Brucewillis
Shaun Duvet
SoftServe
Nick Supply
Chris Jack
Ryan Dent
Craig Massiv
And many more still to be confirmed !
Oh…my…WORD! Actually I don’t know who a lot of those bands are, but Bruce Willis is there! I SEE DEAD PEOPLE!
That is like word viagra right there, and I’ll be completely honest, I’m nursing a semi.
You heard it here first. Yes you did, don’t deny yourself the pleasure of telling your mates about this and then saying “Well obviously I heard it on SLXS, where else?”
Read More Add a CommentMy my my, I was reminded of the St Barts hotel they used in Lord Of War that Nicolas Cage rented out for himself (In the movie) yesterday when I decided to nip down to The Vineyard Hotel in Newlands. There was some sort of workshop vibe happening that I was invited to, and look at this…the very same St Barts Hotel used in Lord Of War was displaying their property. Let’s take a little look at a picture I took of my laptop screen, showing Nic Cage in “St Barts”:
When Lord Of War came out, I knew that Ellerman House was the place used for the St Barts setting because I know everything about Cape Town, I know who’s shagging who and what’s going on in parliament, but I never wrote on it because I forgot. But after seeing it again yesterday, I thought that it is important to mention one of the most awesome hotels in Cape Town. And when I recommend something, it’s nothing short of phenomenal and it will give you a warm tingling feeling deep within your loins.
For the St Barts scene in Lord Of War, Ellerman House in Bantry Bay was used because it is where the superstars go to stay! Sometimes I even battle to comprehend that this is in Cape Town and it’s awesome to be awestruck by something in the city that you live in, it never ceases to amaze me.
Now this is where another debate comes up, way too often.I speak to a lot of people who seem to have a thing against wealthy people who do nothing. These people say “Oh but if I were wealthy I would still work” Show me someone who says this, and I’ll show you a liar! Of course some people do make tons of money, and then still ‘work’ afterwards, but they work on things they are passionate about and they are not bound to a desk doing random stuff.
We could say Richard Branson works. We could say Simon Cowell works. We could say Ryan Seacrest works. Paris Hilton, Jay Leno…this is work ,but in the loosest sense of the word. These boys ‘work’, but they also chill to the maximum. But in all honesty, there is nothing wrong with doing absolutely nothing when you have the money to afford to stay at Ellerman House! I’d sit at the pool, go riding motorbikes, work on passion projects, run awesome websites (From my cabana hut at the pool), and I’d be an all round rad master if my wealth were so vast that I could live at Ellerman House.
I’m a person who has no problem with sitting on a couch all day watching DVD’s! Some people call this ambition-less, I call this the dream.
Ellerman house is well placed in Cape Town, in the exclusive retreat we all know as Bantry Bay. It consists of Ellerman House and Ellerman Villa, we’ll look at Ellerman House first. First, let’s look at some photos:
The view from this Cape Town spectacle is quite something, with the Atlantic Ocean in front of you and sunsets that will have you speechless through their beauty. This was once the residence of shipping magnate Sir John Ellerman and his wife Lady Esther, and it was definitely constructed to enjoy only the finest lifestyle that money could buy. It is clear form the views why a shipping magnate would make this his residence…ocean views for miles in one of the worlds favourite cities.
Today, as a luxury retreat for travelers and leisure seekers from all over the world, Ellerman house forms part of the ultra exclusive Relais & Chateaux 5 star portfolio which is nothing short of spectacular. I have the 2009 Relais & Chateaux portfolio in front of me and it is stellar. The residence contains over 250 original works of fine art and sculpture, drawing from the cream of South African classic and contemporary artistic talent.
For those interested in staying at this exclusive 5 star residence in Cape Town, there are two superior suites plus nine individually appointed luxury double bedrooms. So that’s a pretty boutique stay you’re going to have, in the utmost privacy. And who cares if you see other guests, it’s hardly likely that they will be plebbs ha ha ha! They’ll probably be so ridiculously wealthy that they’ll be eating cornflakes for breakfast…golden cornflakes. No not roasted ones, real gold. Apparently that’s how high rollers do it.
They’ll also be Greek, and after each meal they will attempt to long shot their plates into the ocean. Hey, you never know.
Then onto Ellerman Villa which happens to be located in the gardens of Ellerman House. Ellerman Villa is virtual insanity as you are treated to your own butler and private chef!
“Garcon! Garcon! Deux mineral waters and a banana leaf for my filthy cabana boy to fan me with. And garcon…bring daddy the nose powder that gives him a rosy outlook on life.”
Ja, that’s how I’d do it! Ellerman Villa has three master bedrooms and two spa rooms.
TWO SPA ROOMS! Are your nerves as shattered as mine? Mine are buggered! This is all besides the fully equipped gym secluded in the gardens near the swimming pool.
Now you’re probably having the same problem as me? Do you take the wife on a trip like this…or do you rent out the entire Ellerman Villa and make a boys weekend of it? I tell you what, if I were dating Gisele I’d tell her to stay home, because this is one weekend where action can take a backseat!
Honestly, I’m spent.
Ellerman House is located at 180 Kloof Road, Bantry Bay.
Click here for the website (Photos via there as well)
And if you want to see that on Google Maps, hey, no problem, I made one! (And yes, that is why I’m referred to as the Mother Theresa of my generation)
View Ellerman House Cape Town — St Barts Hotel in Lord Of War in a larger map
Well, The National Consumer Forum is calling this lottery unethical, ha ha, funny! What is unethical about this boat?
Absolutely nothing.
G-Style found this article over at Times Live, about the new lottery that is coming on the 16th of October. A little excerpt:
Supermarket chains Shoprite Checkers, Pick n Pay and Spar said this week they would introduce Powerball on October 16 at stores across the country.
Brian Weyers, Shoprite corporate marketing director, said staff training was under way.
He said a Powerball ticket would cost R3.50, the same as Lotto, and would be played using existing Lotto machines with updated software.
“Powerball is a double matrix game, which means that on each board of the coupon there are two games. Players select five of 45 numbers on the main board and one of 20 on the second.
“Both play areas are used at the same time. Numbers can be selected by the player or through quick pick,” Weyers said.
It is a known fact that being rich makes you awesome. Being rich is awesome and it WILL buy you happiness. Here at SLXS, I don’t dance around the facts. Money can, and will buy you happiness and that’s all you need to know. So keep on playing the lottery, because when you win it you will know what ecstatic means.
No longer will you be boring, you will be simply awesome as you meander from one activity to the next. Fast cars, big houses, outrageous holidays, it will all be given to you when you win the lottery.
I’m all for a bigger lottery in South Africa, and I’ll play it, because for less than the price of the newspaper, you have a chance at living like a rock God.
On that note, you can also buy into the Euromillions for an even bigger jackpot of sex, drugs and rock ‘n roll.
Click Live The Dream Without Working to find out more.
Read More Add a CommentEXCUSE ME! I have an important announcement to those of you who love to smoke weed!
Check this out, from the Cape Times :
THE HAGUE: Alarmed by the side effects of its tolerant approach to soft drugs, the Netherlands government has announced plans to limit drug tourism by reserving hundreds of cannabis-vending coffee shops for locals.
“The sale of hashish and cannabis in coffee shops must be limited and aimed solely at the local user,” the cabinet has said in a statement, days before a mayoral ban on marijuana sales comes into force for eight shops near the Belgian border.
Faced with the dilemma of criminal control over cannabis cultivation and the “nuisance” created by millions of drug tourists a year, authorities have been taking a tougher stand on recreational drugs.
The cabinet has broadly adopted the advice of a committee appointed to help review national drug policy.
The commission said in July “the situation has got out of hand” and that “coffee shops should become vending points for local users, as was initially intended, and not large-scale suppliers to consumers from neighbouring countries”.
That would be bad news bears for the average individual wouldn’t it? Yeah, probably. But dammit, I’m SLXS!
Well no problem, I’m basically like royalty in the Kaas Land, rolling with my Europese Unie Koninkrijk Der Nederlanden Paspoort!
I was listening to Barry White, and thinking of YOU
So while you struggle for weed, I’ll be blazing it up with the cops.
“Sir you sound South African”
*Whips out the passport*
“Oh let me light that for you”
“Well thank you dear policeman! I’m high as shit, but I think I’ll drive!”
What a phenomenal story this is, unfolding before my very eyes.
But seriously, Dutch tourism will crash after this. I mean, what else do people go to Holland for?
I can literally not think of one reason, other than to smoke weed, legally, while the cops stand next to you.
Read More Add a CommentI got given this is my car around two weeks ago when I was in Kenilworth which is the area that you only go to to pick up your drugs.
Check this awesome advert, for dustless sanding:
I think the selling point is the guys face on the advert, I’d never trust it otherwise. Stunning.
Read More Add a CommentJeepers, celebville is suffering quite hectically at the moment. Jackson, DJ AM, Farrah Fawcett, then Patrick Swayze and Keith Floyd.
Kanye West goes mental. It’s all happening.
We’re going to miss you guys. Keith Floyd was one of the last awesome TV chefs, not caught up in all the rubbish that chronic tool Gordon Ramsay seems to be. Keith was chilled out and never acted like a celebrity.
Some other people who appear on television could learn a thing or two from Keith Floyd.
Click here for the article on Keith Floyd.
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