So as is standard on Twitter, everyone is now suddenly using # before anything they say. I know it’s got some sort of technical meaning, but most people just use it to follow the leader because everyone is doing it.

#vidae

#ferrarri

#earthdance

I’ve got one

#SHUTUP

There we go. Anyway, in the trending topics #iamsinglebecause came up and naturally I had to reply here:

This obviously refers to Marisa Miller tucking into some pies recently and looking hideos and bloated:

She had the indecency to use my bath

But then check these two absolute pearls, one after another, crash boom bang!

Right, moving on, there is absolutely nothing for you to see here.

What? Hey I didn’t say it this time, she said it herself!

Freaks.