When do you cross the line? For some it’s alcohol, some drugs.

Then for the really crazy bastards, it’s hair products. I got lost in my house earlier and realised the only reason I was lost was because I had so many damn hair products to sift through!

Look, I wouldn’t call it an addiction, but something is going on. I mean it’s not exactly like I have over R2000 worth of hair products right there! That would be crazy.

*Calculates in mind*

Wait…I do…is this bad?

Do we need help? Has one addiction been replaced by another?

“Not that I need all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious hair product collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can”

Look, the main point is that I look fabulous when I leave Mission Control so that if you see me in the street you are blown away by my presence. But seriously though, it’s not an addiction.

Don’t look at me funny.

What?