So I’m reading the latest copy of Get It magazine, Cape Town when I see quite a belter on the front cover.
“Nice, we’ll date, if I weren’t so in love with X-Box and money”
Anyway, it turns out it’s Sune Kossatz, who you might remember from the Sports Illustrated Swimwear edition many years ago. I certainly have fond memories. This is what Dune looked like a couple of years ago in the Sports Illustrated Swimwear Edition:
Then this year she won the Miss Bollywood IPL vibe.
If I’m not mistaken, I’m quite often spotted around Llandudno?
Spicy! So besides the fact that we most likely have absolutely nothing in common (Discounting my diamond cut cheekbones), we’ll always have Llandudno.
We”ll always have Llandudno.
And for that we are grateful. And grateful to dirty girls at Club 91 and Grandwest for all the good times.
*Dune will naturally not be able to miss me at Llandudno this year as I continue my Italian porn star ways of arriving to the beach with my hair slicked back, my keys to the Citroen, a pack of Gauloises, an espresso machine in my boot, white Speedo and Piz Buin SPF 2. Touch it. It makes you feel good.
Read More Add a CommentSo I was being a bit of a Twitter whore on Sunday night, messaging celebrities and seeing what their replies would be. So as you will know I messaged Lilly Allen, that adorable little girl! She’s so…carefree. It’s awesome. Well she didn’t reply to me, but she did post this message:
I replied on Twitter, and haven’t heard anything since. I wonder what’s going on. Is she nervous because of my dashing good looks and chiseled cheekbones?
Has she heard rumours of ‘Loch Ness’?
Is she secretly stalking/wanting me? I think all these things are true, and no doubt when she does come down here her people will get in contact with my people and we’ll meet up. I will in all likelihood not tell anyone about this, because we all need our secrets. Lilly Allen totally wanting me?
That’s my secret.
Follow Lily Allen on Twitter over here
Read More Add a CommentI saw a poster at Grandwest the other day while I was moving from roulette to blackjack switch, and it sounds quite intriguing!
Here are the details:
“Experience four hours of non-stop rock when Heineken® in association with AMP Productions present Just Jinger, Flat Stanley and aKing for one performance only at GrandWest’s Grand Arena. Local music lovers will be pleased to learn that rockers Just Jinjer have returned to South Africa from Los Angeles, where they have lived and performed for the past six years.
Flat Stanley’s unusual music genre can be best described as a fusion of melodic rock and pop. They back up original lyrics with great melodies produced by guitars, cello and a tight rhythm section.
Capetonian pop-rock group aKing are taking the airwaves by storm with their unique classic rock anthems. Their first album ‘Dutch Courage’ released at the beginning of 2008 spawned three number one singles. Tracks such as ‘The Dance’, ‘Safe as houses’ and ‘Guilty as sin’ earned the band critical acclaim and led to the release of their second album, titled ‘Against all odds’.
Heineken is Not for Sale to Persons Under the Age of 18. Drink Responsibly.”
I don’t know why I included the Heineken thing at the end. Don’t ask.
Date: 5 September 2009
Time: 8:00 pm
Ticket price: R120
Buy your tickets at Computicket.
One thing that may make some of you think twice? It seems there is only standing space available. But I guess it’s not an opera, so…ok.
You might see me there, but I’ll be gambling. Come visit.
Read More Add a CommentThere are loads of things people don’t know about me, because I choose to keep a lot of my life private…ahem…
One of my many secrets is the fact that I used to be into interior design, but I never let anyone know because it’s quite a girlie thing, and I wanted chicks to dig me. But I may as well let you in on one more secret of my haunted life: My past as an interior designer.
It’s not something I like to talk about often, so this is your one chance at listening and seeing the fruits of my labour, in photos…More after the jump.
As you know, here at SLXS we have Facebook WAR, and while we did consider launching a website dedicated to ridiculous Facebook status updates and messages, we simply don’t have time for everything!
I mean, we’re working on enough websites as it is, there is a crisis of RAD happening here. Anyway, the guys at Lamebook have got the formula right and are posting a nice mix of messages, getting everything just right. There is nothing too outrageous for a lot of the part, but it’s often very amusing. The website is set out simply and it is best to check it out daily. An example of the quality being posted:
Also click Raver and Stacie, do be warned about clicking Stacie though.
I’ve just thrown up all over an old Macbook G5. Great.
*Gripes!*
Read More Add a CommentAbout two weeks ago I was invited to the Baba Indaba in Cape Town to go scope everything out, but the most important thing for me was that it was a rich hunting ground for moms suffering from depression.
And I wanted to be their Dr Phil.
Unfortunately most of the moms were surely alcoholics and smokers.Read on for the pictures…
Alright alright alright!
We’ve finally come around with a newsletter and it’s probably a good idea if you all sign up. Don’t worry it’s not one of those twice weekly newsletters that fills up your inbox. It’s actually only for special mentions to SLXS readers, and will mostly contain free stuff for you — products giveaways, prizes etc, discounts maybe, you know how it goes.
It’s also highly likely that things like the J&B Met will be included there, with ticket giveaways and all the rest.
So the subscription form is on the top of the page where it says “Newsletter”, just fill in the form and BOOM, you’re done.
Chicks dig you more already (And ladies, the lothario lovers dig you more already)
Read More Add a CommentLast night I got stuck into a serious bout of Twitter, messaging celebrities to see what would happen. I naturally wanted replies but considering these people have thousands upon thousands of people following them, it’s only natural to not expect a reply. The results of my questions however, are fairly fantastic.
Twitter Sundays rock!
See read more to see the screenshot.
Touch yourself!
With a pumping Cape Town summer not too far away, you don’t want to look like a complete idiot. So Woolworths have gone out and chosen some shirts for you that you won’t have any problems wearing. They’re organic cotton (Mostly), they’re cheap and the chances are you’re going to pull chicks in them.
Well then, I’m sold!
And choosing plain white t-shirts makes life so much easier because you can just whip one out the cupboard, it’s going to match anything, and it will make you look more tanned.
Read on for the full story.
You know what is the only thing worse than being a Joburger?
Being a Joburger in Cape Town!
You’re surrounded by beach and people who essentially do nothing for a living, and you know that while you’re in Cape Town on a work trip you’re supposed to be ‘networking’, ‘formulating new marketing strategies’ and generally making an ass of yourself by attempting to work while wearing a suit.
Meanwhile we’re making money, while we’re on the beach, in our boardies and our stress levels are 300% lower (400% if you include the joint)
To prove this point I have just seen a Gauteng car in the Cavendish parking lot.
FML indeed!
Read More Add a CommentI’ll be honest, I’m no marketer! Well I didn’t study it, I don’t claim to be a marketing “geek” like every second person on the internet, but I do like writing. I just wrote this the other day because I was bored. And yes, this is the type of thing that spews out of my mind when I’m bored! It’s not short, so come back if you don’t have time now. It’s also a little more intelligent than anything I normally write, but what can I say, I’m a prodigy!
I submitted it to Mail and Guardians Thought Leader but they didn’t publish it, instead they seem to have published some other article. Ok, well here is mine, dig it…
I do hope you’re attending the 2010 J&B Met? Actually, not to worry, I know you are!
Anyway, there is an invite on Facebook that is very important to your life. It’s concerning the 2010 J&B Met which is entitled “In Full Colour”
We’ll get into it all a little closer to the time, but in the meantime click HERE to be directed to the event, then simply click “Attending”
Remember, SA Sport Travel, a trusted SLXS Cape Town partner, are currently taking booking for hospitality at the 2010 J&B Met. Simply click here for J&B Met Hospitality from our preferred sports travel provider in South Africa, SA Sport Travel.
It’s going to be a scorcher.
Read More Add a CommentIf you went to another school it must suck, because no matter what happens the only game to watch is the prestigious Rondebosch vs Bishops derby!
The point is that there are some people who watch the game, and there are others that go for the eye candy. I’m the latter. There is hardly any other school game where you will see such fine talent on display, it really is mental.
The game is happening this Saturday, 22 August 2009. The game will start at around 11 or 12, but who cares because I’m getting there at 9am. You’ll remember the derby last year at Bishops where SLXS dominated in only the style that we know. Flat out!You might want to take some time out of your schedule to read that article I linked to back there. It’s not short, but it’s an absolute pearler!
We won’t be going to such lengths this year as I’ve been a busy (Naughty) boy, working on things to make YOUR life easier, more fun and ultimately more successful.
I’ll see you philth cats on Saturday!
Read More Add a CommentI’ve written once or twice on Peter De Villiers or Div as he is fondly known, most recently in the brilliantly titled “Kykie Snorman!“. So Chris alerted me to a site with all his great quotes, the site is called Devillisms and it is a beaut! Ok well the site isn’t laid out greatly, but it’s got all the information you need. You’ll enjoy some of the old time favorites that left you thinking “This Div fellow must be eating drugs”
A little recap of some of his finer moments:
“If Robbie Deans says it, then it’s different. I mean, Robbie Deans is a good coach and I am not!”
“What I have learned in South Africa is the following: If you take your car to the garage to be repaired and the owner is black and he doesn’t do a good job you will never take it back there again, but if the owner is white and the garage makes a mistake, people say, never mind he made a mistake and will take it back again” — Div in response to a question over Ricky Januarie who was booed in the first test against the Lions after Januarie knocked on the ball.
“If I lie in hospital and I hear they are putting someones head back on that was ripped off by Schalk (Burger) then I’d say: That’s Schalk, he (plays) aggressive but he’s not malicious”
Crisis in your life have you ever heard such words of wisdom coming out of one mans mouth? I surely haven’t!
Check out the Devillisms website , and later on in the day we’ll get on to some good old Facebook WAR, I’ve been in the trenches!
Read More Add a CommentDo you like it how I’m rolling forth with the start of the posts? “There is…”
I think it’s quite sexy, don’t you? Right now…I touch myself…and nobody loves me! (I’m in the shower…yes typing…and I’m singing. My Philips Bodygroom is rolling, da bush is hating)
Sorry I got lost there.
Click read more to see what happened…
