Funny enough, I was at the Baba Indaba at the Cape Town International Convention Centre a week or two ago, mainly because I heard it was a rich and fertile hunting ground for MILF’s. And I was proven correct!

Never ever in my life have I seen so many hot moms, even with little people inside them. I hate going to those things because then you see all these kids and think “Cute!” But then you snap out of it when you realise the sort of life you have to lead looking after the ratbags.

Kids pissing on you. Soiling the walls. Wanting to sleep in the bed when all you want to do is bang. You know, that kind of stuff.

Not ideal. Anyway, I found it absolutely hilarious that two of the most prominent brands on display at the Baba Indaba in Cape Town were none other than the regular party goers favourites: Nicorette and Rehidrat!

Nicorette obviously manufacture nicotine replacement therapy solutions, like gum, spray and patches. Rehidrat is for severe dehydration most often seen after a heavy session at 91 in Claremont.

We all know what else causes dehydration, but come on man, I’m trying to paint a picture here of sexy moms, gross! You lot have your minds in the gutter all day and it’s up to me to be the street sweeper.

It’s good to see that the moms in Cape Town aren’t stopping the partying now that they have kids. Smoking, boozing…wait, is that bad for babies?

I wouldn’t have a clue, I don’t have any (legitimate) kids.

Well there was that one time when we were in the Norwegian Fjords in ’99, but out of sight, out of might right?

And if any moms from the Baba Indaba are reading this and you saw me, and you dig the vibe, there is a contact form at the bottom of this page.

Fill it in!

Oh and also, I thought it pertinent to mention that Sipho was at the Rondebosch/Bishops game on the weekend.

Rondebosch lost.

A moment of silence…