I tend to say things in Cape Town and they catch on VERY quickly. So before any of you Grandwest rommel dobblers try to steal my next phrase or word, let it be known that these are claimed:

I used this on an American bird the other day at 91.

“Where you partying on Sunday” She purred to me.

“Camps Bay-bee!” I replied. See how I managed to make it like “Camps Bay baby!” I just made it into one word. I often have to do this in my life because I do so much, I don’t have time for full words. And that’s the reason I only tend to want to hook up with ultra skinny chicks, because I need to fit more in. BOOM!

When referring to Reddam school you will say “Red-damn!”

With Herschel it’s Whoreschel, although that has probably been claimed already, I claimed it on the internet and Bill Gates will verify that.

Rustenberg school can either be “Thrustenberg” or, I know this is icky, but “Thrushtenberg”

I’m just letting you know, if you use those words and don’t reference Sean Lloyd and/or SLXS, you’ll get seven years of  big boned chicks scoring you while you’re passed out drunk.

Yeah, take that George Clooney.

Sean Lloyd

Editor