I assume you have viewed the Coke Zero ad in cinemas where we get to see a belter of an ass courtesy of the bird in the ad. It’s based along “The Impossible Made Possible”, no doubt taking cues from Tom “Crazy” Cruise in Mission Impossible. It’s weird because the first thing I thought was “Why would the chicks folks be so desperate to get into her apartment early in the morning?”

I mean, she’s allowed to bang if she wants to dammit!

Then after the dude gets pulled out by a SWAT team, you see explosions from the building where the chick and her parents are in. Did no one realise that this means that the building has blown up?

A screenshot from the ad. Well done, Fabio! Click HERE to view the advert.

So I assume this guy essentially kills this hot chick and her folks? All for a Coke Zero perhaps?

Did no one at Coke realise how stupid this ad seems when they really think about it? Why do no other websites acknowledge that this guy has killed one of Gods finer specimens?

View the advert HERE (Enjoy the 44 second mark, where the dog runs away. Look at its legs. Cute!)

I’m spent, that chick was amazing and she gets blown up over a Coke Zero.

Ridiculous!

Sean Lloyd

Editor