Holy moly!
Well I was not aware that perpetual lady slayer, Mick “Big…(insert here)” Hucknall was now a golf player! I’m on the couch right now, laptop perched on my massive member and I’m watching some sort of golf tournament while my publicist arranges for the DVD player to open up so that Step Brothers can be inserted. I naturally don’t move for less than $10000, so my slaves do most of the moving for me, inserting of DVD’s, putting a new bib on me etc.
But check out this golfer dude, who someone said was someone whose name ends in a lisp. Either that, or the commentator is booze-tobogganed off his horse. I’m pretty sure he is Simply Red.
I’ve just taken this in the last 30 minutes
A salmon Lacoste shirt while golfing…must be Mick!
A photo from Mick’s website…hectic electric!
Chicks dig Mick!
In a related story, in 2007 Mick accused Simon Cowell of ruining music. Then last year, Simon was at a dinner for a Jewish childrens charity called Norwood, when he decided it would be a good time to hit back at Mick*.
Simon was doing a Q&A on stage with Piers Morgan and he told guest the only reason why Mick could get women was because he is in showbiz. He said “The most repulsive celebrity I’ve ever met is Mick Hucknall”
“Unlike me he doesn’t realise why all the chicks love him”
“And he’s really ugly”
BOOM! Simon Cowell just owned you!
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