Damien Hirst is an artist, and he does such ridiculous things like placing a shark in formaldehyde and he is a genius. This screams of “tit” to me. I’ve never understood art and why people can charge such high prices for random acts of rubbish.

A piece of genius by Damien Hirst. Since when is genius spelled c…r..a…p?

I’ve been thinking of becoming an artist myself. I’m going to drink a Berocca, slit my wrists (In a white room), then get on a merry go round and piss myself while going around. The yellow and red on the walls afterwards is sure to convey some sort of sign to the hippie art world that I am in fact in touch with the spiritual world and the art conveys a sense of purity and clarity rarely portrayed by any artist, living or dead.

I’ll call it the MashedMindWasher and it will go on to make me millions of pounds, I’ll become famous and I’ll sleep with celebrities.

Damien Hirst is reputed to be the wealthiest living artist in the world all because some of his so called “art”

Personally, I think it’s an absolute load of rubbish. For those of you who have heard of the Tate Modern in London (Ah you sound like you from London! — Forgetting Sarah Marshall) , it is an art museum containing international modern art.

I know people who have been there, and in the one room you walk into there are simply bricks laid out in a square. Bricks just like brick paving you might find in your driveway.

And that’s it. That is the diasplay. No spice.

Then there is this piece, entitled “Oak Tree”, by Michael Craig Martin and according to Wikipedia, this is what Damien Hirst had to say about it:

“That piece is, I think, the greatest piece of conceptual sculpture. I still can’t get it out of my head”

Apparently the text accompanying it argues why it is in fact an oak tree.

An oak tree…can’t you see it?

Someone get these people to rehab!Remember yesterday when I spoke of how you go into a rage when talking about people like Div and his comments? Well EXACTLY the same thing is happening.

I mean…how…why…??

LSD by Damien Hirst, worlds wealthiest living artist. I’m broken

Why are people so stupid? It’s always these creative people who just have to push the limits just to be different. So as not to conform. But they all conform to something anyway, being total idiots. Like those kids you’ll see at advertising school, deliberately wearing stupid stuff like velvet pants, with hair straight on one side and frizzy on the other side. To be “different”

Come on man, give me a break! Fashion designers also fit into this eccentric subsect, not because it’s really what they think, but because they’re crying out for attention.

The only thing you’ll be crying about is when I see you crossing Long Street and you have to deal with being hit by 1300 kg’s.

DAMMIT!

And just to prove that freaks like this do get the girl, here is Damien Hirst with Lily Allen.

Kiff chin…Bono

I’m shattered, and I know there is one other person shattered by this image.

Ahem…

*Dos*

Sean Lloyd

Editor