Well I wasn’t aware of this! I spend a load of time just reading stuff…anything. You put a Glamour magazine in front of me…I’ll read it! Cosmo…BANG…IN ME!

I’m currently reading Kingdom of Fear by Hunter S Thompson, The World According to Clarkson by Jeremy Clarkson, Twilight (I know…) and that Rupert Everett fellows book. So I am fairly well read…you know…I dabble.

Anyway I was taking a stroll through the Wikipedia park, feeding the squirrels mescaline, mushrooms and an assortment of poppers when I saw Woody Harrelson sitting on a bench.

“Yo Woody what’s up with you?”

“I played a killer in this movie, and life imitates art, or the other way around, whatever I just smoked the craziest banana ziggies and I’m tripping tiiiiiiits!”

Ok dude.

But really, Woody Harrelson played the husband in this husband wife pair in a seriously weird movie by Oliver Stone called Natural Born Killers. It was with Juliette Lewis (Who once dated Brad Pitt) who is a bit weird so it explains things a bit.

Anyway, Woody says that Wikipedia says:

“In 1979, in San Antonio, Federal Judge John H. Wood Jr was shot and killed by rifle fire by Woody’s father Charles Harrelson, who was a freelance contract killer. He was convicted and eventually died during his life sentence in a maximum security prison”

Hectic! I never knew that. Now Woody is a pot smoking vegan (He, like the world, thinks weed should be legalized) which is kind of the opposite I suppose of his old man.

It’s a cool way of life, living off the vegetables of the land and smoking pot like Johnny Hopkins! He must be pretty chilled.

There is also the story about him living in a farming village in Hawaai where there are no shops, and doing a 40 day fast where he doesn’t eat for 40 daus but just probably smokes a boat load of weed. Awesome! I found that on Deceiver.com.

Crazy times kids!

Sean Lloyd

Editor