Ladies! Calm down! Excuse me miss, keep your panties on!

The reason I bring you this information courtesy of People magazine is just to tell you that I decided to sit the awards out this year. I realised that with Pitt and Depp not really being in the running, I was not up against strong competition and decided to let the young guns battle it out.

And so the worlds current obsession through the Twilight film franchise continues to be one Robert Pattinson. Honestly, chicks are going mental over this guy. He’s getting mobbed wherever he goes and one can only compare this to the likes of Pitt after Fight Club and DiCaprio after Titanic.

Robert Pattinson has in fact become the most famous man alive of late, and scenes of him running for cover while chicks lunge at him can only be described as Leo post Titanic. If I were him, ‘d be running…into mobs of chicks. I’d completely lose the plot!

The hysteria surrounding him no doubt comes from his dark and mysterious character, Edward Cullen, in the film Twilight.

Chicks dig those sorts of guys, think Kate Moss and Pete Doherty…um…um…ja off the top of my head I can’t think of it but you get the point.

Twilight has been joked about because teenagers are going mental over it, but I watched it and actually quite enjoyed it. We’ll get into it later on in the week, I’m currently in the process of reading the book. On top of reading three other books. Yes ladies, I do read a lot. I’m well read. Which is exactly what you are looking for in a man!

Admit it…you are…

So here is a photo of Robert Pattinson with my girlfriend. There are other photos of them kissing. But then again and who am I to argue?

You can’t very well say to your girlfriend “Excuse me, stop kissing the sexiest man alive”

You just let her go for it.

Because Kristen knows that should I one day have any chance of tapping The Fox, I can, and will do it.

P.S To those e-mailing, the answer is no, Danny K didn’t make the top 10 of the sexiest man alive competition. So thanks to Gertrude from Bellville for enquiring.

Sean Lloyd

Editor