I was chatting to some family members, both direct and extended over this story of a pensioner who has just won a lot of sex, drugs, cars and a glimpse at what Cristiano Ronaldo lives every day. Someone piped up, very irritatingly,

“But why does it always happen to people like that?”

Meaning old people, who probably won’t be able to abuse the money as much as we do at our age. I replied casually:

“It happens to people like that who are not idiots and take the 2 minutes out of their life to simple buy a lottery ticket”

Silence. It was though I had just closed a car door on a kid.

“Oh but the chance of winning is so slight”

Yeah, I’m sure slight is a word that our boy Brian Caswell has in his dictionary.

“Oh my wept, I’m SLIGHTLY tired today, let me pour a SLIGHT drink, light a SLIGHT pipe, and go relax because hot damn I’m loaded!”

Brian Caswell, 73, won some 25 million pounds. I don’t know the exchange rate today, but it works out at…oh…a BUS LOAD.

Brian Caswell: Fairly chilled individual

The reason you didn’t win it was because you never had a ticket. We’ve already seen Neal Wanless (HERE) winning $232 million in thePowerball lottery. Um oh yeah Neal is 23 years old. He’s retired.

Brian is a little elder, but trust me, at that age you CAN and WILL enjoy 25 million in pounds. You will be able to recapture your youth. You’ll basically be banging Bar Rafaeli by the end of the week.

It just goes to show, the lottery treats you equally well whether you are young or old. One things for sure, work is not a word that will ever be spoken again in your dictionary should you take the ticket and win.

But you’ll never live the dream if you don’t take the ticket.

To buy tickets to the exact same lottery that guarantees Brian stress free living, simply see below.

The money looks very healthy to me.

“Healthy” in reference to money is a word we use in the trading industry. It means good.

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Sean Lloyd

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