As you know there is a mad rush for tickets to Armin Van Buuren tonight, and I’ve heard reports of tickets on Gumtree going for over R1000 — mental. Especially seeing as though I’m rolling the best tickets in the house at no cost. And while everyone struggles for parking, I’ll simply roll into the platinum parking area, BOOM!

Tickets are all gone and I’m being offered many sexual favours to organise tickets, but come on kids, we’ve been promoting this event for weeks now!

Trying to get tickets now is basically like trying to organise Gisele Bundchen to go to your matric dance tonight…it’s not happening.
Anyway I’m out for the day, buying day-glo paint, party sticks, accessories, couple cigars, couple other things that will catch alight and so on and so forth.

If you see me tonight come say howzit, we’re going to be rolling…

Everyone without tickets is hating!

Sean Lloyd

Editor