Ok, I don’t quite know how to put this or if I should put this at all, but I’m a humanitarian of sorts and I’m throwing this out there.

Lindsay Lohan can come and stay with me for a month. Obviously the life will be terrible, with this being the average view from the pool, if we choose to stay at the villa:

I’ve never really considered having a movie star stay with me but I’m at the point in my life where I feel it’s right. Obviously the lifestyle will have certain advantages, such as the Cape Town crowd being so casual around celebrities that you will pretty much blend into the background and no one will take notice of you.You’ll be free to do whatever you like!

We’ll also probably be making a music video in that time, so you may care to take part in it. I think we’ll have Nash producing, with Swaz playing creative director.

Cape Town is essentially what you need to sort your life out, get away from L.A and all the shenanigans and centre your vibe. Your accommodation will be sorted, you’ll be hanging with the crew all the time (Those of you who form part of my crew and have day jobs WILL take a months leave)

I think it will be cool to chill, we’ll be spending ridiculous amounts of time exploring leisure pursuits, chilling shooting the breeze, coming up with sick new creative ideas and videos, and basically things will kick along at a slow pace.

We’re pretty used to hanging around celebrities as we essentially have to hang around ourselves the whole time, so we can do “celeb”.

So, Lindsay Lohan, if you’re keen to escape the craziness of L.A, or wherever you are now, and keen to spend a month or whatever in the raddest city in the world, then you can contact me.

Details? Drop me a line at seanl (at) slxs (dot) co (dot) za

We’ll organise and you can come kick it with the crew.

So get in contact, live the dream.

Sean Lloyd

Editor