I got these weird messages on my cellular telephonic device yesterday, I think in the evening. I lost track of time watching so much Top Gear, but anyway.

So I get my first message yesterday (I’m very aroused):

“We can win a majority in the Western Cape, but only if every DA supporter votes. Maak asseblief seker dat u stem vandag, en stem DA. Groete, Helen Zille”

I’m not too sure how Helli Belli got my number, but I’m cool with it, she’s a cool chick.

Just chilling babes!

I then got one later on:

“Dankie as u al gestem het. If not, please vote before 9pm. Vote to win. Steam DA. Skakel (random number) vir hulp. Groete, Helen Zille. Reply STOP to unsubscribe”

I think what’s happening is that Helen in fact really digs the sick vibe I throw out, but she tried to make the message sound like it was sent as a bulk message by throwing in the “Reply STOP to unsubscribe” part at the end.

Babes if you want to go for coffee or something, just go straight out…ask me.

And I speak Engels, ek praat fokol van die taal, so you don’t have to send Afrikaans/English messages.

Kisses.

xxx

Sean Lloyd

Editor