I hope you spotted this as well in the Sunday Times, because it was glorious to read this while almost instantaneously being klapped by a recession!

In the Lifestyle section of the Sunday Times, they always have “The Shopper” where they interview someone who is no doubt filthy rich.

So todays person was Sasha Aleksic, owner of Cape Town decor store Scalini. Check this out, it’s like smashing a homeless person in the face with a brick and then pissing in their mouth, this is so mad!

Go you good thing!

She says:

“With the arrival of the credit crunch…I’ve cut down on cherries”

YOW

ZER!

While most people cut down by traveling less, eating less (Way to go if you are a big unit), and even selling cars and houses, Sasha calmly takes the recession from behind by cutting down on cherries, it’s hilarious!

I mean, how much could she save by cutting down on cherries? Damn woman, how many cherries were you eating?

Some people are funny.
Sean Lloyd

Editor