Nash of BangersAndNash SMASHED an e-mail into my computer from his computer, shattering Outlook XSPress into a million pieces with the force of his words:

dude,

Her name is Anya.

Phenomenal!

And there we have it, the chick on the right of the photos name is Anya.

I stalked searched her on Facebook and we have 9 mutual friends.

GOD?!

Is this a sign?

I see in her profile picture on Facebook that she is with two other blonde girls and one is drinking out of a bottle. At what looks like Caprice. I’m not sure. Maybe. Actually probably not.

In the photo I found she seems to be drinking a Savanna.

Darling, contact us and you win a case of Savanna, delivered to wherever you want us to deliver it to.

Because I’m literally drowning in cocaine, booze and dead hookers over here! Rid the fort of the excess!
Sean Lloyd

Editor