Some of you may not know this, but I kind of stopped drinking two weeks before new years, and then got absolutely broken on new years, and then stopped drinking again.

I then decided to only drink on special occassions, so naturally at the J&B Met I was completely and utterly obliterated.

But now I’m fine, although I did slip up on Wednesday night, I won’t lie. I went out and went mental and was hanging like a bee-atch the next morning. It was so, so, so painful but all had returned on the health front, except for pissing blood and the kidney stones of cirrhosis of the liver.

Anyway, you can look like this and still save the planet:

That was me on Wednesday evening, not even posing, that was the look of a man consumed in alcohol! I realised I had driven out, and there was no chance that I could drive, let alone walk, so I messaged Skateboard J to fetch me, and then slept over at his pad.

I woke up in the morning thinking that I was in some Japanese families wreck room (And they would NOT stop screaming!) I came round a few minutes later and realised I was in Skateboard J’s pad, so I stumbled into the kitchen and got stuck into the pizza his girlfriend and him had shared the previous night. Washing this down with some cream soda I felt like the rock star that I was, and still am.

I was smashing pizza into my face, hard in order to save my life. And little did I know, as I tried to fight a hangover that was set to consume my super powers, that while eating pizza I was saving the planet! Good grief! Check me out, this is the type of person your mother warned you not to date:

Anyway, I can’t say I’m too into writing this right now, but here are some things St Elmos are doing to help save the planet, in a little way (Every bit counts…motherfucker):

• Printing menus on eco-friendly paper
• They burn, wherever possible, alien, water thirsty wood like Port Jackson and Black Wattle

Ah bugger it, I’m over it. Click HERE to read the rest.

So that’s what I looked like on Thursday, but miracles do happen and I managed to bust out the Mane and Tail and polish myself up to this last night:

It’s so funny that I wasn’t even posing for that, the camera caught me completely off guard! It just takes pictures of me wile I’m chilling.

Madness!

Or Sparta?

Sean Lloyd

Editor