I was chatting to someone the other day on a cellular telephone who said she was busy eating a burger, when I nearly choked on my fruit smoothie and nearly uttered “How about a salad?”

Anyway that has nothing to do with this, but I was browsing through the utterly ridiculous TV Magazine that comes with DSTV .

Seriously guys, how about a digital TV Magazine, that we can download onto our computer, and then have a search function, so if we know Zoolander was on this month, we can search Zoolander, and it will bring it up.

BOOM! Save money on postage, fuel delivering these magazines and more importantly, paper.

We like to call this “forward thinking” but DSTV are obviously a little slow on this.

So I’m skirmishing through the DSTV magazine when I come across the anti-Sean, Slim Coffee!

Seriously, is this a joke?

Let me indulge you, this is bad ass:

R149 for 100 grams.
“The new instant weight loss coffee that burns away calories. Suppresses your appetite and helps burn unwanted fat. It gives you an energy boost without jitters, harsh epedra or after taste. Slim Coffee turns your body into a high-energy fat burning system that revs up your metabolism.”

OH

MY

WORD

It’s hope to overweight people out there, that yes, they can eat all the pies and drink them with Coke Zero and they will still look like Megan Fox.

News Flash: IT WON’T!

You must actually see me right now, I’m in complete hysterics that this advert made it into the world. I’m sweating profusely, hallucinating…

It’s full on filth in these parts, but I think I can be excused because this is going beyond ridiculous. Seriously, I’m losing it here. Can’t…go…on…

Sean Lloyd

Editor