“You got Lloyd” I growled, early morning post angel session the previous night.

“Lloydie, you got Bourne”

“Bourne, what’s happening son?”

“Pro X next weekend, can you put a write up about it sometime?”

“Dude, I’ve been out of the porn industry for years. I know they used to call me Pro XXX, but you know, now I don’t rely so much on the enormous size of my penis anymore, I’m a respectable member of society now”

“No tool, it’s the extreme games in Cape Town. Can you write something on it?”

“Uh, I don’t know, maybe. If you pay me. Or guarantee me something”

That afternoon, four angels arrived at my house, Veuve in hand, whipped cream spewing everywhere.

Bourne, here is your write up, good doing business with you, son:

The Pro-X is an annual live extreme sporting event, set in Cape Town in 2009 and is an event that you cannot miss if you follow the Cape Town crowd and all the best things happening in the city.

The 2009 Pro-X is going to be an absolute blinder with the top athletes from FMX (Freestyle Moto-X), BMX, skateboarding, mountain biking and wakeboarding set to blow your mind to pieces with the most insane stunts on the planet.

It’s going to be a two day festival of extreme sports, the hottest women and local bands playing live throughout the two day period. Bands playing include The Plastics, Dirty Skirts, Taxi Violence and The Little Kings.

The event is taking place at the V&A Waterfront, Cape Town and is the hot ticket for another crazy summer. The event will be held at the concrete area in front of the Audi dealership.

Supersport are even getting involved and this event will be broadcast on Supersport, further cementing it’s status as the premier extreme sporting event in South Africa, and more importantly, Cape Town.

I’m going to be down there with the Bourne2Ride crew, which includes Bourne2Ride owner Andrew Bourne, and Dylan Mitchell, Junior Boys South African Champ.

Dylan Mitchell. See the concentration on his face? That is the face of a man who is counting. Counting the number of chicks he is going to score once he lands this.

Andrew Bourne. Trying to remember if mum packed Melrose or chocolate milk in his lunchbox that day.

I’m not sure if Dylan and Andrew are dating, but I am currently single.

Cough cough.

Ummm…ladies.

No not you sir, I don’t do that.

What, for R10000000?

Ok you can have me for an hour.

What you need to know:

Event: Pro-X

Where: V&A Waterfront, Cape Town. Concrete area in front of the Audi dealership.

When? 7th and 8th of February, 2009.

Time: Saturday from 10h00 – 23h00

Sunday: 10h00 – 17h00

Tickets? Tickets are R90 per day, or R120 for the 2 day pass, available at Computicket. Buy your tickets HERE.

Check out much much more on the Pro-X website over HERE.

Sean Lloyd
Editor