Sweet infant, has this week been a mess! Not only have I not had access to SLXS, I have not had access to e-mail. Or my computer. It was so trashed, it was disgusting. You know how it goes when you change computers and something does not work. I promise you though, all this week has been stored in my head and it’s ready to be unleashed like the beast that it is onto these pages next week. Right now is not a good time, but I see it’s been a slow week all around for everyone in Cape Town.

Blame Cape Town January, where no one works.

It’s all good now, the nerds have assured me that my gigs, ram and all that stuff is OK.

I don’t know what they are talking about so I assured them that they will never be able to confidently talk to a girl. This got them all giggly.

Which is why I only speak to them when I need my computer to be anti-STD’d.

See you at the J&B Met tomorrow, stories and tales of excess to follow on Monday.

Sean Lloyd

Editor