If you , like me, still have something called “money” during the current “recession”, then you will need something to put it in.

I bought something called a wallet a while ago and it works a treat! Basically it’s this thing that can fold up, and stores your notes, coins and credit cards. And best of all it is quite small and fits in your pocket.

God, why didn’t I think of this? I’m pretty sure if I had invented it 5 years ago, I would have made millions by now.

Alas, I was too slow on the draw, and someone else had capitalised on it.

But my favourite wallet at the moment is the J.Fold, the “original sports wallet”

The J.Fold is super slim which is exactly what you are looking for. Because you don’t need to carry a lot in a wallet, all you need is two R200 notes, a few coins for the misfits of society and for crack whores, and your credit card.

The J.Fold wallet has been seen on celebrities such as Justin Timberlake (Or JT as I, and many of his personal friends, like to call him), Snoop Dogg (D-Gizzle as I, and many of his personal friends, like to call him) and Ashton Kutcher (Demi’s shag, as I, and many of his personal friends, like to call him)

It’s ridiculous how slim and cool this wallet is, and it’s been featured in favourites such as GQ, FHM and Men’s Health.

Now it’s featured here!

Stop lugging your hard earned cash around in that bulky wallet that bulges out of your back pocket, and get yourself a J.Fold.

Trust me, it’s cool, plus chicks dig it and chicks dig wealthy guys with style. Seriously, go around Cape Town and look at the belters dating guys who might make it into Farmers Weekly if they are lucky. It’s because they are rich.

Being rich immediately means girls see your face and body as that of Brad Pitt in Fight Club. Proven scientific fact!

Store your money in style this summer with a J.Fold.

Click HERE to purchase one.

My favourite is the J.Fold black with green detail. Sexual!

And no, you should NOT store your condoms in your wallet! The heat can damage them.

You know, unless you really want a child, you shouldn’t keep them in your wallet.

Sean Lloyd

Editor