I hope you all noticed the Bourne2Ride banner on the right hand side of the page. I know it’s a bit small, we’re working on it. And by working on it, I mean working on it on my cock.

I’m sorry, that was inappropriate.

I have noticed that on some computers the adverts appear at the very bottom of the screen when you scroll down. I can’t explain this. I don’t know why it happens. I’m not a nerd and don’t do the “tech stuff”. We could try sort it out, or we could pretend that the computers that this stuff happens on don’t exist. I’m sure it’s a minority. If it is the majority, e-mail me, I suppose we could sort it out.

So there are a couple of things to do in summer like sex, drugs and alcohol. Or you can go max it out on the river with the Bourne2Ride wakeboard camp where you will be taught how to wakeboard like a champ. Railies, whirlybirds, shmishmorshions, toboggans — Andrew Bourne will teach you all the tricks. In addittion chicks dig it so after a massive day of breaking wake you can go back for a nice happy ending with the angels.

Bourne2Ride offer all sorts of things like crusing while listening to some SICK beats on the X-Star, wakeboarding, wakeskating and all that.

I tell you what just click HERE and check it for yourself.

It’s the only way to roll this summer.

If you mention SLXS you get a 95% discount and a blowjob.

I know, it’s crazy!

I’m joking, that’s a lie.

But how cool would that be?

Sean Lloyd

Editor