I won’t go too deep into this, for fear of liver failure.

I chose quite a bad time to stop drinking. Seriously, I’m toning it down. I know, it’s crazy!

Anyway my dog still brought the newspaper in today, and there are crazy specials at Midmar in N1 City.

Check this liver buster:

95 cents! I mean come on, is this serious? You know how Four Cousins gives you a hangover? Now imagine how Four Inbred Cousins will give you a hangover? Ha, it would be too much to deal with!

This bottle should come standard with a rental shotgun and one bullet so you can kill yourself instead of facing the hangover from hell.

I honestly never knew anything could still be sold for under R1.

Other than Chappies.

Some people are going to be in their chops in after these specials are over.

Milk Thistle and Prohep sales should do well though. And don’t forget the Rehidrat.

Sean Lloyd

Editor