I was stalking this absolute belter on Facebook earlier when I saw one of those ridiculous ads that get displayed. I remembered this article by Shaun Oakes, saying that we should probably click on these ads so Facebook can make some money and not close down.

So I clicked this ad and was brought to possibly the most ridiculous website of my life. Basically, you can get famous people to message you.

Jesus Jones, how low is your self esteem that you need famous people to message you. And I use the word “famous” VERY loosely. Here is the vibe of the website, clearly run by Ashton who is Punking us:

Welcome to My Famous Names

Want to hear directly from your favourite celebrity REGISTER NOW and receive sms & mms messages directly to your cellphone, directly from theirs

Hey, what has this world come to?

The reason I used the word celebrity so loosely is because their “Top 10 popular celeb’s” list is as follows:

• Kurt Darren (Shaun Oakes must have something to do with this)
• Sasha Martinengo (This is some sort of cruel joke)
• Stefan Ludik (Of Big Brother “fame“)
• Ryk Neethling (Small chap)
• Roxy Louw (Ok I’m 100% cool with this)
• Izak Davel (Who?)
• Butch James (Weak guy)
• Jonty Rhodes (I think he was in that movie Back To The Future)
• AB De Villiers (God, imagine if it was ABC De Villiers)
• Fokofpolisiekar (Translating directly to Fuck Off Police Car)

I really am speechless.

Furthermore, after reading that I have lost the ability to get an erection.

Forever.

Click here to go to the “website”

What makes it even more stunning is that they are running Google ads on the left side of the page. Too stunning for words.

Sean Lloyd

Editor