Oh my word, how insane was that heading? Did you see how I crafted that? I know! I know! I’m all that and more!

Anyway you probably already know that it is on sale for R30,95, but let’s just review it’s positive points quick:

Chicks in bikinis

Alright, that pretty much sums it up. It’s not quite as sexual as Swimwear 2001 in which Ana Hickman gave me the most massive bone. I still remember, I was in Grade 10 at the time and was reading it in maths class. I think I was in Mrs Carletti’s class at the time. God how she freaked out when she found me looking at it. Thank God she came and took it away from me, there was no way I was walking to the front of the class with a semi. Anyway I think Swimwear 2001, Malaysia is still the pinnacle of boner-ness. I still have it in my possession and it makes me sleep well at night.

The 2008 Swimwear edition is wankable though…well I guess depending on your level of desperation, the Makro underwear catalogue could be wankable. It all comes down to standards. Anyway go out and get it now.

Swimwear 2008 — Worth a tug 

I’m getting a second copy sent to me. It’s quite weird, I must have spilled glue on the section where the Swimwear starts. Damn, it happens every year. It always seems that I play with glue in November.

Weird trend.

Sean Lloyd

Editor