I know Cape Town is really laid back and chilled, and we might tap into the alcohol, or the reefer, or whatever. But forget for a moment that we party more than we “work” and focus on one of the most baked individuals to come across my visionary field in a long time.

So I’m chilling on Clifton on Wednesday with four or eight smoking belters when something comes over me. Not a person, that would be dirty. But like a wave of something washes over me, giving me added insight into the effect that acid will have on you. You must remember that it was one of the warmer Cape Town days of late. I was in my boardies. Bronzing my sculpted body. Rubbing cooking oil into my cheese grater abs. Cooking eggs on my CUT torso. Giving out tickets to the gun show.

This dude decided to enter the scene wearing a balaclava, ski goggles and a boiler suit. He is also on a surf board, appearing to be riding a sand wave type contraption. It’s all quite phenomenal, the radness he is putting out.

JEZUZ JONES, are you alright? 

Probably sponsored by billaBONG or reefER 

Just chilling.

So that’s where Cape Town is at right now. It’s setting itself up for the most insane trippy summer EVER! I guarantee it.

Get down to Cape Town to experience the amazingness for yourself.

I’m here all year.

Touch me.

Caress me.

Sex me nice.

Are you ready?

Good Lord I’d do you!

Sean Lloyd

Editor