HOW is that word? Shmoozing. You wouldn’t want to overuse it, but it’s cheeky to throw it in here every few months.

Anyway I’m not getting into hectic detail on O on Kloof, a boutique hotel that I was at last night in Bantry Bay in Cape Town. I mingled, chatted with the owner Olaf who is quite a character! Walking around, he said he never wants our glasses to be empty…I like it! I was hammering Cosmopolitans (Yes), red wine and canapes and basically just thinking

“Life is GREAT!”

It all went down last night, a proposal went down so some chick was stoked about life. I was chuffed that I was kicking it at O on Kloof, eating, drinking and being merry.

Mark may have enjoyed the line

“Babe do these jeans make me look fat?”

“No honey, I think it’s all the chocolates you’ve been eating lately”

One last thing, check out myself in the guest bathroom.

Enjoy the blue lighting. Amazing. I would later seduce myself over a bottle of red at home. I’d then hit Tiger Tiger hard on the head with a stick.Phenomenal.

We will go into more detail on O on Kloof in the near future, but I’m off to hang out with my wang out at the wakeskate demo at the boat show in Cape Town.

Pop down and say hi. And if you’re hot, wear something tight.

Touch yourself.

Touch me.

Wanna go halvies on a baby?

Sean Lloyd

Editor