You have to do this. On your Facebook page, click “Settings” on the top right of your page. Go to “Account settings”, then “Language” and scroll down to “English: Pirate”

Hectic!

After this people don’t write on your wall, they “scrawl”, your inbox becomes a “Bottle o’ messages”, home becomes “Home port” and logout becomes “Abandon ship”

And that’s when you know you have waaaaaay too much time on your hands.

Sean Lloyd

Editor