Good mooooooooooooooooooooorning Vietnam!

Well well…what can I say?

Anyone who was at David Guetta on Saturday night will also be speechless like me. The angels swinging from the ceiling, the beach balls dropping from the ceiling…my goodness it was madness.

Madness?

THIS. IS. DAVID GUETTA (As I continue to be fascinated by 300)

Anyways, I’m hop skipping my way to the pharmacy, and the health store to sort out my various ailments this morning. Twenty three years old and my body is in it’s chops! Good Lord this body is wasted from abuse. But enough of that.

We decided after David Guetta, it would be wise to take our very civil selves to Beluga for sushi and cocktails. After that we would do Caprice, just because…because…I don’t know anymore.

Also, if you are thinking of ways to spice up your sex life, there are things I recommend. And things I don’t.

Please do not ever have sex on a railway line. Not because you will have electrified jizz. But because you will get caught, mid pomp, in the line of a train. The train will hit you. And you will die. Seriously, you will die. Click here to see a story. Surprisingly, this actually happened in South Africa, the home of tik so this type of behaviour is quite normal.

I thought that was quite weird.

I will write on the rest of the weekend in the course of the day, but my body is on the verge of shutdown and I need to sort this out, because it’s not quite ideal. I’m not laughing.

Sean Lloyd

Editor