I’m often asked about parties and drinking and stuff I know a lot about, so it’s no surprise that people ask me how to better their chances of coming right with the opposite sex. I’m like a teenage prodigy in this regard and I know everything. Obviously it’s not possible to recreate my vibe when you go out because not everyone has an all year round tan, chiseled cheekbones and a natural sexual energy that flows from them like a fountain. I have all these things and it was a genetic lottery that I hit.

When I exercise, I sweat Armani Black Code. True story.

Anyway, to recreate some of my party vibe you can spend some money to get similiar effects. On my off days I take this party kit with me:

The Stay Awake keeps me awake, while the eye drops keep the other party asleep! I don’t think we need to go too more in depth here as I’m sure you get the point.

This is what I’m here for, to help you along in pursuit of the Cape Town dream. You can’t see me, but every day I’m working towards a bigger dream in Cape Town, and it constantly unfolds here in my writing. I’m sure you will see this, if you haven’t already.

I’m like Mother Theresa. I just drink more. And I’m a guy. Actually I’m not like her at all. Sorry, bad example.

Sean Lloyd

Editor